Forget them. Today's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arrghhhh!!! ...and Avast me maties! Arrggh, an' we'll have none of that Johnny Depp come-lately codswollop -- It'll be Robert Newton for King o' th' Pirates, Jim m'boy - an actor who could chew any scenery on any of the seven seas - and eat the audiences's popcorn - and enjoy every morsel!